As If I Ever Left You Sick Fucks...

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

It's On..........

Tonight's the night we bury the Lakers once and for all!!! Get your bets together and make some serious dough (betonsports.com). I been keeping up on Sportscenter because I want to see how in the hell Kobe thinks he's going to win this game by himself...sorry you are not Rasheed Wallace. Your path to self destruction has reached the final bus stop, when you get off, remember the ride is over. Period. No excuses, no politics, no complaining, hopefully your fans follow suit, and shut the fuck up.

blip..blip..blip...the radar has gone off again..another chickenhead done crossed my path. She was at the job eyeballing me from the elevator, I took it upon myself to see what her problem was considering twice she just let people on it and just stood there. So I approached, and she smiled and we started to chat about work and how long we worked there. It was all good until we got personal. She was ok with me not having kids and all, but she has 4....four?!! Ok, now we done talked about this whole thing already so I told her I don't date women with kids. She then asked me my age and I said 26. She smiles and tells me she's 41 with a body of someone 20 years younger. (I guess Pilates are good for something). I started to say she looked good for her age and that's when she invited me to her house for drinks. Wait, didn't I say she was 41? It's funny how these women act sometimes, I was indeed flattered, but I declined. WOW was she persistent. Not only did she ask some of the cats I work with about me, she also asked who my mother was (she works there too). Hey I smell an ass whippin coming along feel me? My moms doesn't know yet, it's only Tuesday. I'll keep yall posted on this one....

I thought about getting a better car than the one I have, this car is a piece of shit, I wish someone would steal it and blow it up, shit wheres the taliban when I need them (KIDDING). Fuck you if you can't take a joke.

Hey still no love for Ray Charles huh??? What the hell is this world coming to? I wouldn't be drinking so much damn Pepsi if it wasn't for that man. Speaking of sodas, I want a thirst doll, call me crazy, but if my next car is green, then that little mf is going to sit on my dashboard and flip off anyone who sits in my passenger seat. It's my way of saying "Hey fuck you - now show them my motto!!!"

I would like to take the time out to tell a certain someone that if you think that I'm far-fetched with my words on here I got some advice - take your ass far away and fetch you some damn sense, this is MY thoughts, my feelings, if you don't like what you read, there is an arrow up top that allows you to click onto something else. No need to break it down Barney style to you, just don't read my shit. I got plenty of people who tap my shit so one person lost is nothing to me. Get the dirt off my shoulder, you? Wash your ass.

I saw the Hood Hop video by J-kwon today, someone please tell me when it was cool to be eating cereal on the block....

I had to get that one off my chest.

Much love to 413, 508, 617(hey sis I hear you're getting married), The 5 Elements, J-Jerk(my little brother), Mickey(no comments yet huh?), I don't think I gave any bouncers any love, so all the bouncers who showed me love this past weekend, even though I was in sweats and looked like I was going to shoot up the place, good looking out, A-Clipse, Caleb, Coral from the real world - I still have your cell phone number and no I didn't forget to call, I just been busy, we'll talk though, it's a looong summer, and Detroit for putting this bullshit dynasty to fucking rest.

The Champ

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn i think yesterday was chickenhead day....j* had some issues with one too.

damn who made you mad? get at me.

showing you love on the blog.

stay up

12:43 PM

 

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