Ring the Alarm!!!!

Dammit, just when you thought it was safe, fucking DC wants to act like they in Compton and shit. Now, I seriously thought that the jheri curl phase was over and done with, no more plastic furniture, no more fucked up car windows, no more spongy ass collars and bacon fat on the neck, but nooooooooo, I gotta worry about slippin and hurtin my ankle again thanks to the Tito Jackson (no the S-curl train has yet to move from his stop) lookalike who just keeps getting his squish squish on with his activator. I feel sorry for DC now, I really didn't think that yall would go out like that. At least wear a process wave or something, don't go out lookin like my man from house party, just glistenin'. Listen to the woman known as K*, she ain't lyin man, ring the alarm, this is truly a cause for concern.

The New Jersey governor done came out the closet.....hey Skii, there's your inspiration right there. We all know he ain't the only bitch who felt as though the closet was getting small, asshole. Why I call you that? Cause you are what you eat. Oh yeah, quote me on that one. No beef with the Gov though, what he did was cool, but Rosie and Ellen took care of that for the somewhat big names out there, either way, to step down is like giving up. Who knows? You probably could've got married seeing that is YOUR state, feel me? - wait as a matter of fact, don't.

Someone please tell me that this my man GE did not lose to the dude from france on NIKE Battlegrounds, it's fucking France man, if there is anything that me and G-dub can agree on is that I fucking hate France! For real, it's like everyone who I know that came from there feel like they have a chip on their shoulder everyday like they are unhappy here. Guess what? We are unhappy with YOU here, except my 6th grade french teacher who I saw in the mall the other day, she still looks like that actress that played Nino Browns girl in New Jack, no not the one who got bitch slapped by Ice T, the one who caught the champaigne shower. She is like 42 now, and she says "damn you were one of my students?, you've grown and got fine on a sista" made my fucking day hurt ankle and all.

My deathclock has expired (deathclock.com) and I'm not dead yet, what a fucking gyp, yet the screen saver bugs the fuck out of my mom.

Love/Hate Blog soon
same with
The People Who Are NOT Allowed to Show Up to My Funeral
and last but not least
The Latoya Jackson Blog as According to Da Champ (after what I saw last night on VH1 you deserve it girl.)

I'm out like this coffee after cold rain and a very long ass red light.
enjoy NipTuck (if you can handle it)
Da Champ