As If I Ever Left You Sick Fucks...

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Aw Shit.....

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blackblogz
I died in my dream today...multiple gunshots to chest and head area, died right on the scene. Ambulance came, CPR wasn't needed, moms pulled up as the bag was being zipped up. I know all this cause I dream in color. I know this because I have had this dream since I was around 15, I never knew why this happened, every time someone told me they were havng a dream about death, they never went all the way with their death, they always stopped before it happened. Not me, I've had this dream more than 20 times, I only died three different ways, gunshot, thrown off the bridge into a river while in the trunk of a car, or car accident. All in which I can see everything in detail, and the aftermath of it all. If anyone can tell me why this is or what that means, please holla at me the email address is thumper0902_@hotmail.com .

I am officially declaring war on the fans and peeps of the New Dork Stankees, the first thing that yall need to understand is that I love NY, really I do. Where else can you find Blockbootleg Video and the best Purple Haze? NY. Hot97 and of course the REAL Chicken and Waffles spot. But their sports teams? I hate they ass with a passion. Now yall know with me being from MA I have this born hatred of the Stankees. I have hated them since I realized they existed. So I opened up the wagers to cats who ain't feeling me. I look at it like this, I don't mind cooking for a loss, but I won't lose. And to the cat who requested that I cook in the wake of my loss, I say that WHEN I win, feel free to purchase yourself a maid uniform, cause you are going to be my personal servant until January 2005 where your loss will be served concurrently until then. Oh and one more thing, you will do your duties with a redsox hat on and will walk around the 413 with it as part of your apparel, if you are introduced to anyone, you will let it be known that you are reppin NY, and proceed to point to your hat when asked who is the best team in the East. I will take a picture of this and send it to bangedup.com where the world will see, just in case you decide to renege on the matter.

I know there was something else.....Oh yeah C* called me again, now I don't mind this, but C*, you need to know I can't roll with you like that. It's funny how you wait til the end of the summer to get at me, I don't understand why you lost contact to begin with, and it's not my place to ask. We cool, don't get me wrong, but if you read my shit (and I know you reads my shit) you should know how I feel about cats who say they care about me popping in and out of my life. The shit is too much of a headache, and I am not calling you a headache I'm just saying that if we are going to keep the lines of communication open, then let's do just that. You give good advice, and I appreciate your friendship, as far as the other stuff, thanks but no thanks.

and more news from the 413...

Police are searching for a caucasian male who goes by the name Rocky 'da Predator' Wilkins. He is a known crackhead who earned that name for his daily walking of the streets of Springfield looking up and down the curb and backyards of crackhouses and car raids. Police say that he is unarmed and no threat for harm, but he will shit on himself to avoid capture and apprehension. He is wanted in connection to a disturbance of the peace call from a Dunkin Donuts worker who says when he was told that the Poppy Seeds in the bagles couldn't make him high, he stood on the counter and proceeded to shit in the tip cup. Reports also say he has been questioned in regards to little kids Pez dispensers disappearing during recess. Police are giving a reward of a free pass to pick up common streetwalkers, or hookers along South Main Street for one night if you pick him up and wash him before you call Police.

I'm out

Da Champ

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