Evil That Men Do II.........

".......props is a true thug's wife."

-Nas
Verbal Intercourse

Well it's the Champ once again. This week has been hectic considering my computer is still shut down, and the person that can repair it can't come in for another two weeks, so if you been reading and you've been linking up to my shit and all of a sudden saying "damn, is the brother bored or something?" just understand that I'm just as frustrated, but seeing that my job here loves me so much I got the green light to do something as long as I stay awake. So please bear with me, for the blogs won't come as frequent - at least for a couple weeks anyway...
-Thump

Now to the above, no not the last paragraph yall. I said before that I normally don't quote rappers on my shit cause I like to be unique, but seeing that this line above hits so heavy on the topic at hand, might as well bring you the thunder that keeps shit raining on these fools heads nowadays. *(message to JeromeB- tell me what album that's from and I will send you the LP).

The problem that I now have with these young fools of our society and the old heads as well is this epidemic of lying on thier dick. This has been a problem since I don't know, let's say 1990-91, I know for some of us 80's kids, we can say then, but we should not count something we barely understood. Other than that, when you were in school you hear these fools talking about their 'conquests' like homegirl was the fox in a gamehunt. Then sooner or later either you find out the truth or she tells the truth after blowing their spot and having her cousins fuck they ass up. One thing that kills me though, is when it's someone from your own circle, your crew, try and tell you some shit that you KNOW is a lie, hell, you know that shit is so far-fetched you couldn't tell the same lie on your best day. It's things like this that ruins a good smoke session, a good game of spades, a family reunion, a class trip, you name it. Women are the subjects, and it don't matter anymore if you're cute, fat, short, one-legged - none of that shit makes you immune, whether the question comes as "yo, I heard you fucked so and so" to "yo, I just had this threesome, that's why I was so late to the gym" understand that it goes both ways for these lying muthafuckas.

So let's start with the first question "Yo, I heard you fucked so and so, that's one ugly bitch...son what's up with that?" (This is I think the first time I used the word bitch in relation to a female on my blog - no offense ladies, this is how they talk up my way.) Now what we have here is a dude who got some on one of those nights where all else was pretty much done for him, and on his way to the 24hr. convienience store, he spots the busted chick from his old neighborhood that he was nice to only because he was scared of her brother. Anyway, dude comes off like "What?? Aw fuck no man, you know that ain't me, besides she......." and instead of saying just no, they have to come off and talk shit like she some type of whore or something. Bad move. The thing you fellas have to realize that us men have this thing where if we don't want to go on that topic, we simply move on to the next topic. There is no need to sit and talk shit about someone who decided to lay down for us even if she wasn't up to par under anyone else's opinion. That shit is high school, i've seen it so many times, I can pick up the lie easily by the time dude opens his mouth. Many of occasions did I find myself with my crew and we have some cat sit in a session with us and started his little story. Thing was, the girl he was talking about, was related to one of my crew. Small world......small front yard.......long ass way to the hospital. Look, if you want to keep my respect, don't lie. I rather you just be like "yeah I did.......please don't remind me" You will best believe you will catch some jokes until the weekend (where you have the chance to redeem yourself) , but her name doesn't get ran through a pile of shit just so you can save face. We don't have to agree or approve on anyone you choose to sleep with, but we do have the power to make you the object of ridicule if you lie on your dick in this way, because if you lie on something small like that, ain't no telling what you would do some real shit was to go down...

and now to the ones who talk about the women they didn't get, look we all wanted Janet Jackson, Halle, Vivica, but we all know that we can't get that right? Well, if there is that cute girl at school or at work or in the hood that you want but never got. Don't chill with me on one day, see her, engage in a conversation, and then a week later you saying you fucked her. Oh man, I would be rich if I had a quarter for every time someone did this. The sad part is, these cats would actually say "you don't believe me? I'm bout' to call her right now." Ok you see my man's over there on the jack now tryin to find his tree connection, and all of a sudden you want to use the phone? Here take my cell...."man I ain't gonna waste your minutes on no chicken" But you are quick to waste our time with this bullshit story. I saw the way she gave you the number son, even thought about walking away while you were getting a pen. But later on down the line at some social place we are all in the same room, and she doesn't even acknowledge him, so when I bring myself around her I say hi, and she smiles like "oh shit he done sent his boy over here" now nine times out of ten this is the case. She already annoyed cause she probably done picked up on the fact this fool is in the building and will soon send someone over to break the ice, so she now has to deal with two people getting on her nerves. So I play myself in this story and after she smiled, I say "look I'm not trying to do my man's bidding, so don't take your attitude out on me please" if she warms up to you, then you are now up to bat for the sake of your man not getting a stiletto shoved up his ass, if she says anything on the lines of "why the fuck I even give him the number? or what did he say to you? and most importantly why is he being antisocial?" then you know she ain't mad at you, but will take out her frustration on your ass if you don't give the right answer. If she comes off like "I don't know what your boy told you, but he need to stop looking over here, or who the fuck he think he callin a bitch?" then guess what? Nothing went down. Don't even fight it, don't fight for him. She will make it everyones business to shit on your soon to be ex-homie. If you are anywhere around the area of his stupid ass, chances are, you are in for a few insults just off being the fall guy for this fool. God help you if you were working on something while you were there, chances are you going to have a date with Miss Vas E. Line that night.

So word to the wise, stop kissing and telling, treat these women whether hits or misses, as though you would treat yourself after scratching off a Million dollar scratch ticket, stay quiet. The more you talk about your bullshit, the more bullshit people have to throw back in your face.

I also know quite a few hoods and housing projects where shit like that can get you fucked up. By your own crew.

The time of pissing contests and who has the bigger dick done came and left. For those who are still on the bus, notice how you are only sitting with men.........
just like you.

Enough with this PSA you've been great
Enjoy The Truth.

Da Champ