As If I Ever Left You Sick Fucks...

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

The Infamous BBC Strikes Again....

Another week on the grind and I have news for the good ol residents of the 413....

Girl posse known as the "Mallrats" are seeking help in locating the ponytail of their leader Shemeeka "Fly Paper Fingers" Gresham, it was last seen flying through the air near The Gap and Old Navy during an altercation concerning a turf-war between the "Mallrats" and their rival group the infamous "Booster Bitch Club". It's been a war that has been going on for the past 15 years. It all started when Shemeeka's older sister and founder Monique aka "Pigfoot" was boostin in the Eastfield Mall and was ratted out by now former booster and founder of the BBC Tasha "the Tagmaster" Richardson. Both were going for the same pair of bootleg Manolo Blahnik lifesaver color boots when Monique was going for the door in an attempt to 'walk off' without paying, Tasha tripped her causing her to stumble. In an attempt to make the security officers forget about the $500 in Foot Locker merchandise that she had in the bag, Tasha gave the names and addresses of each member of the Mallrats. War has been declared since.

Fast Foward to now, while making another pass at Rave, Shameeka spotted Tasha's cousin Baby T getting a shirt airbrushed at the island shop. Shameeka then went and got Laquita 'Left Eye2' and Tracie 'T-Baby' Jenkins who were on break at McDonalds to make sure there were no jump ins, when Shameeka approached Baby, she didn't know she was being watched by the girl from the ear piercing spot who informed Baby that she was being followed by the Mallrats. Shameeka had raised her hand to strike and was yanked back by an unknown new member where she was pummled by the BBC, as the ultimate sign of disrespect, Baby snatched off Shameeka's human hair wet and wavy ponytail and threw it in the direction of Sears, Shameeka says this particular weave cost her $43.00 and would like it back, any info will be rewarded with any type of Polo Jeans in any size if found, then she is open for any negotiations.

Aside from that, what's up with yall? Another work week and already Monday was jumped off to perfection, aint nothing like having good conversation before I go to sleep in the morning. Thanks, I can dig it, especially since I'm like a live wire at the time. All I can say is, it's good that only one person can do this, cause the rest of yall would catch it at 7 in the morning.


Top 10 Songs in Rotation in the car and house

10. Apollo Kids by Ghostface Killa
9. Soul Clap by Styles
8. Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
7. I Like by Kut Klose
6. Victory 2004 P. Diddy feat Busta, BIG, and G-Unit
5. The Streets by Kool G. Rap
4. It Never Rains In Southern California by Tony Toni Tone
3. Freddy's Dead by Curtis Mayfield
2. My Place by Nelly
1. PSA by Jay Z

recently retired 3
3. Sunshine Anderson - Heard It All Before
2. Heather Headley - I Wish I Wasn't In Love With You
1. 50 Cent - Problems

I'm out
Enjoy (_____________)

Da Champ

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