I Hear You, I'm Just Not Listening...that's not enough???

If there is anything I cannot stand is when two people are trying to talk to me at the exact same time. Especially when I'm already talking to one, the other is trying to compete for my attention. At first I try to ignore the person, let my "inyourface" rudeness take control of the situation. Thing is, when you are in a contained enviornment and on top of that you aren't even at your own damn house, people tend to invade space that really isn't yours to begin with. You would hope other cats see this and try to help extinguish the situation, but to no avail. Then you realize that they are on the same boat you are. The person on the phone talking, the person not even a foot away talking louder, one person saying something of importance, the other talking some ol bullshit, you trying to ignore the one in your face, the one in your face acting like you don't have a cell phone on your ear. The place is loud, everyone talking at the same fucking time, and no you don't want to really move because you been in the same fucking spot for the past hour, why should you have to move for them?

Anyway, to make matters worse, the duck in front of me took my lighter, not really diverting my attention, but pissing me off in the worst way. All this fucking shit pissing my woman off on the phone who's listening in at every word and if I'm not mistaken 2 people in each ear, tv on full blast, blazed on the ganja, NO I'M NOT TRYING TO HEAR ANY FUCKING BODY!!!!!! That goes for both sides, somebody has to shut up, somebody has to be the bigger person, if I got one person who won't take "Get the fuck out, I'm on the phone, that's just rude" (In that order mind you) then the other person should be big enough to just be like "This is only temporary, I don't want to compete with this dumbass" but no I don't get that, I get questions at a time of chaos, everyone asking me something at the same time looking for clear answers while I'm trying to keep up with what the hell is going on.

My own moms can tell you I become very annoyed when she is asking me a question downstairs and my G-ma is upstairs trying to relay a message to me that has something to do with taking a list, or remembering a number or something to that effect. It's too much shit to process, it's too much shit to sort out and try to remember what's important. Sooner or later you forget everything or some shit doesn't come out right, and you have everyone mad at you like you didn't do what you could to extinguish the situation.

Mind yall, I wasn't on my own turf, and the only other option I could think of was putting my foot in her chest and applying force. The process is slow for chickenheads in 04'. So you know what ended up happening? I ended up going outside, in the fucking snow, just to continue my conversation, yes it was that serious, yes it happened that fast, was anything really accomplished by changing my location? Not really, cause the person on the phone wanted to question me about some shit that was said through all the noise and confusion!!!!

Ok, now you want me to actually go back and pick lines out of some dialogue that no one could really understand because everyone was picking and choosing what they wanted to pay attention to anyway, the only one who was actually free from all this really was the fucking chicken! It was her who couldn't catch what was on the phone so the only voice heard was mine, the one on the phone had my voice and this chickens voice to contend with as well as the tv, and me? I get the voice on the phone, the tv in front of me, and this chickens voice (sideshow included). But, at what point should I not be upset? Granted, I take responsibility in what happened, I cannot however take any type of shit though for how people act nor not being able to get out of the situation by simply stating the obvious. It's times like these I feel better just staying home, it's reasons like these I don't like talking on the phone when I'm at my boy's house, it's shit like this that makes me so much of an asshole when it comes to some females these days. It's times like these where I should've just stayed the fuck at the house, I missed out on alot of fun that way, but at least I didn't have to try and sort out shit after the fact.