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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

T-Mobile is the fucking Devil!!!!

FUCK T-MOBILE!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you knew...

Anyway I have to say that when you work third shift and you are just about at wits end with the place, having happy hour at the nearest bar is not cool before you go to work. 1 shot of Jamacian Rum, a good gulp of vodka and cranberry juice, followed by a cranberry and hennessey mix that did me in. Add that with 2 hours sleep and factor in the fact that I looked in my damn phone to check my balance and see that I owe half a fucking grip on my phone. By the 10th no less, and yet these bastards just finished screwing K* over (or at least attempted to) so now it's my ass they seek to ream.....then again, I do make alot of calls but damn!

Tonight I really don't know what to write for this, if I was to put down any type of thoughts it would go something like l;sratihtophtjiojgvnjvopsgyho3pqgnqjvpaugi[r3qji[ only because things are going so fast and when I think it's kind of hard to use the pause button.

So with that said I will just give you 25 thoughts of pure randomness.....
missing the better half like Mary J said......
.....It's fucking cold in here, out there, in the car, in the store.....300,000+ from that tsunami, nothing to Rwanda and that was over 800,000, wow.........all the scary movies in the world and they wait til 2005 to come out with one called Boogeyman...........Halle Berry needs to go out with a dude named Leroy Cleophus Smith who works full time at the Civic Center and part time at the gas station........if you work full time, can you be proud to live at the YMCA?............can't count on New York teams for shit........I'm horny as hell and my porno collection is old.......Will someone please start petitioning Eddie Murphy to come with the Delerious DVD please???.........one thing I have NOT done since 2003, buy a Source magazine...........I'm almost tempted to blow t-mobile the fuck up..........ladies when "Hitch" comes out just see how many dudes will be at the theatre, and check how many has a pen and pad......tomorrow will be a good day............still fucking horny.............I just put the damn bag o tree down, where the fuck did it go in less than 5 seconds?..........my dog got a haircut and looks half fucking chiuahua.............let's be real, when the time calls for it, I am out this fucking city............I have only one reason why I miss my old job at Baystate, and no it wasn't for the discount on movie tickets.............those shirts that say "hydro" on them are aight..............so are those "welcome to the hood" shirts too............I need to go to Mary's land with some Mary Jane.........good to hear from friends yesterday, not "old" either..............please tell whoever still thinks its cool to roll out in some pajamas is dead fucking wrong............Monk is the shit twice.............Dorito's soak up more alchohol than pretzels and chips combined...............K* enjoy your breakfast............I feel the sudden urge to just walk up to someone and just slap the shit out of them.............I have had this urge since, 1995 graduation year................

and that is pretty much my mind at this precise moment.

Ciao muthafuckas

Da Champ



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