99 Problems??? No, But I'll Give You 33

In No Particular Order.....

99. I don't have kids, yet I deal with everyone else's bad ass kids.
98. With half ass parents.
97. There's no loyalty in friendship anymore.
96. I do too much for my job.
95. They don't do as much for me.
94. This is yet another day where I am apart from my better half.
93. My G-Dad may have lung cancer.
92. My family is a bunch of smokers.
91. If you don't know already, cell phones are the new fucking Cancer.
90. Same with the lack of driving skills while people are on them.

89. I've just completed a month of work with only 4 days off, you want to complain? Hey fuck you.
88. My hair needs a cut something serious.
87. My goatee is not far behind.
86. My playstation stopped playing DVD's (not like I use it for that, but when I travel it's a bitch)
85. I am haunted by my ex everytime I go to the mall.
84. People are still crying about this war.
83. Yet, Bush got voted in.
82. I had to wait 27 years for a movie about the Boogeyman. When it comes out, I won't watch it.
81. Ray was the best flick last year, but the Aviator will win, just cause us black folks got our hopes up too much.
80. I'm at a stalemate in GTA San Andreas.

79. I actually watched Jerry Springer for more than 5 minutes.
78. It's 3am and I find myself upset that my potential is limited to working the late shift taking care of bad ass kids. Hey did you see number 99?
77. I can't catch up to Smallville.
76. Can any of my tree connects stay consistant?
75. The new celibacy? Long distant relationships.
74. I have no one to bet against for the Super Bowl.
73. For every one dude my woman sends to the exit, another fool comes a knockin.
72. I'm still a chickenhead magnet.
71. That McDonalds jingle has nothing to do with white people, and when I really look at them...
70. their commercials aren't aimed at no one but..............

69. The invasion done claimed another store.
68. The snow, the fucking snow!!!!
67. People are still calling 900 numbers.

That's just the beginning. Get at chall later

I'm out enjoy the Lakers losing to the Spurs last night.
Da Champ