Don't Get Mad At Me.....

I told yall bitches man. Eagles this, T.O. that, McNabb this, Freddy Mitchell that. Just what the fuck did I say to yall? All that talk and bang! You get the L. That's how it go up here in MA. That's right, as much as I hate living here sometimes, you best give it the fuck up on our athletics. Say what you want, we got shit locked in the east. Don't get mad at me, you were the ones listening to those see-saw cats on Sportscenter (you forget that their headquarters is here in New England too) you sat there and rode Terrell Owens dick like his leg was going to just all of a sudden be 100%, you also thought that Philly would come out of their Championship drought this time (do you know how many other cities with teams don't have shit either?), hell when they were up they showed Will Smith holding his son like he bout to go to Disney and that was the first half!!! Look, I ain't the smartest man in the world, but shit, how easy was it to figure this out? When was the last time a brotha won the big one? Come on children of the 80's yall know....Doug Williams - Redskins? Hey, you're online, look it up. Not to bring up a color issue, but for real, even Doug had to stay focused on the whole game. Philly gave up the game from the first interception and then well? Complete shutdown. Dynasty muthafuckas!!!! Damn, I even predicted the plays Philly had to score when they did. Fresh out of Madden 05. K* you right, I need to coach.

I won't go on anymore.................nah, no point. You still will call it a lucky game, the refs be cheatin' anything to save your gas money. If you're mad now, don't worry, I'm not mad, but I'll give you another10 just to be even with it, I'm too cool to give you 33 so take ten and shut up.

Without further ado.....

65. Nosey fuckers at the job asking me questions when they know I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
64. Every weed connect from here to fucking timbuktu says their weed is some AZ knowing they ass don't travel, and their bud be some dirt with a nice green look.
63. ...and they actually try to weigh the shit out.
62. I'm coming down with a cold.
61. Sunday people speed, any other day they drive slow, what the fuck?
60. I have to cut my cell phone off until 9 at night during the week to save on my bill.
59. Flava Flav gettin money true, slappin white chicks on tv? Aight. Trying to make a baby with the chick? Made my list.
58. No one plays Spades anymore?
57. Why isn't there a waffle house up north?
56. 7 people and one el don't mix.
55. Attempted a crossover in the driveway, just realized I still need a kneebrace.

I'm out yall fools enjoy Sportscenter, and just about every other show that is going to remind you about the Super Bowl.

Da Champ.......again.....and again...........and again...........