Hell in a Handbasket......

Da Champs good ol A List of shit.

The 25 People I Know Are Going to Hell

25. Bill Gates you greedy fuck.
24. Those cops from the Rodney King beating, you got away in LA but when the Man really comes back....
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19. Mark Furhman yeah we might as well add your ass to the LAPD list too.
18. Bobby Brown - you just had to hand Whitney that crackpipe huh? Just couldn't ask for head the old fashioned way.
17. Rodney King AFTER you got your ass whipped and people rioted, you just couldn't take the dough and leave the hood alone, damn fool.
16. OJ Simpson, so what you're not guilty, shit even black folks still think you did it.
15. Kobe Bryant, look I never liked this kid but if you just get married, fuck your team chemistry up, flip your family off, cheat on your wife, and then damn near rape a white woman? Might as well swim in gasoline.
14. Brandy- You have and will make more lists in the future cause like I predicted when you was wearing braces in Thea, you are NOT all that sweet not by a longshot. SHANICE was fucking sweet okay?
13. Lil Kim, and to think you were so close to going north after death, but if you did I don't think anyone would recognize you.
12. Whitney Houston thank you for showing little girls everywhere that yes your career could be good, but let a nigga in and boom, bye bye birdie.
11. Beyonce, ok go ahead try and send me some bullshit comment like leave her alone. Shit tell that to the lives she fucked up just to suit her own career. Just like Bill Gates she is one greedy bitch, vain too. See you in hell, weave and all.
10. Maury Povich, you are going simply because you get off on exploiting fat women who can't find their baby daddies, drag queens who just might be women, young girls who want to dress like hoes, hmmmmm what the fuck is your household like? Burn dog.
9. Usher, for trying to decieve us into thinking that his talent goes farther than singing. Let it burn you fuck.
8. Jesse Jackson, it was only a matter of time before we was gon' find out you were fucking somebody other than your wife. I mean come on dude looked just a little too calm when he was overseas, and getting arrested, and protesting.
7. George Bush - not Dubya, but his daddy for surpassing Reagan into providing us with true hatred coming from other countries, oh yeah, also for pretty much planting the seed to this war we are in now.
6. George W. Bush, for everything all these years, later.
5. Jermaine Jackson (no he didn't do anything bad) but if his greasy ass comes near any open flame, the only place worth going is hell for him.
4. Gary Coleman for trying to convince us that he still has a career, if someone asks ot say that famous line of his, why not?
3. Michael Jackson, I still wonder why Emmanuel Lewis don't fuck with you anymore, but you just know you ain't right. Even if found not guilty, you still wrong.
2. R. Kelly, your 15 minutes of fame got people thinking about your songs being suspect from the Public Announcement era. Hell is only a rest stop for you kid.
1. I would say myself, yet I consider myself in hell already, either that, or my job got the best of me.

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Da Champ