Just a Wee Bit Tense....
To the cab driver who had all that shit to talk about my Celtics....I don't give a shit how much you can't stand New England, the proof is in the score between us and the Wizards just last night. Feel free to go to CVS and cop some chap stick, drop to your knees and kiss my black ass, if I knew they were playing last night, I would've called your company, requested you to pick up the phone and proceeded to laugh in your face. That goes for the rest of you cats that feel like DC or VA has clout over us up here. Go head with that shit. For real.
The last thing I need to hear is somebody coming up to me saying some shit on the lines of..."what happened to the sox last night yo?" If you fools haven't picked up on the season, just know that there is a long way to go, if you want to talk shit, get at me when the summer ends, that's when it's the most important....for any of us.
Let me shout out Reef (fellow Laker hater and Knick lover extrodinaire) somebody else out there sees what I see. It's just so funny how dude gets hurt when the reality done set in about not making the playoffs. It's also good to see that even without him Caron Butler is letting those fans know that there is other people on that squad that can overshadow the Kobester (I say that with so much sarcasm) good to know you peep my site Reef' I do the same with yours as well. I haven't picked up a DS considering I left Nintendo alone since the 64 debut. Good looking out on the heads up post about the PSP.
Dominique Wilkins not in the Hall of Fame??????????? You mean to tell me that my fucking city, my spot, the reason why there are such things as throwback jerseys (cause the trend started with basketball jerseys), does not let the Human Highlight Film into the Hall? I don't even want to bring up stats, or awards, or even highlights for that matter. Just know that I'm pissed, and for me to live here...in the same city, not even 10 minutes from the hall, shit I used to work there!!!!! I think I am entitled to give them a piece of my mind, and when I get bail after...I will let you know how it went.
Looks like Baylor is the future of womens college ball, congrats...even though yall made my brackets look like shit.
KL* how did you do on yours?
Instead of giving you another one of my pieces, I decided to put down 20 things I am tired of seeing. Cause simply, they are getting on my damn nerves every day.
1. People still wearing those fishnet sandals
2. Halter tops 2 weeks into March (one 50 degree day and there goes the fucking neighborhood)
3. People who have a dutchie on their person but can never tell you where the weed at.
4. Young black men who think its ok to wear shorts in the tail end of the winter.
5. Anything regarding the Pope (I'm sure if Farrakhan passed.....well.....he would just pass.)
6. People who have weed and still can't direct you to any for yourself.
7. All these infomercials which give at least 20 different ways to do a damn sit-up, all for 3 installments of $19.95. Whatever happened to the feet under the couch and doing it the natural?
8. Ladies, please save the lace up sandals for outside the workplace, and a season that includes them, the tail end of winter and beginning of spring is just not quite the right time.
9. Poker tournaments on tv. Except for the world series, there is no need for all these little bullshit tournaments that only rich, upperclass, cats get into. Sooner or later these tournaments are going to only feature these type folks and us? Well we get to bet on who wins.
10. KFC is still in business, and since when can you get a 10 piece for like 4 bucks?
11. My mom's new car (oooooooooh, I'm SO hatin')
12. Nothing next to me when I wake up in the morning.
13. Kids running a household.
14. Parents living in that same household
15. Flip flops (see number 2)
16. Taxi drivers who are camera shy (considering that you are taking me somewhere and you are from out of the country, why can I not have your picture....just in case)
17. 50 Cent period (fuck it, I don't give a shit if you have his album or don't, but when you see 5 year old's talking about taking chicks to the candy shop a line has to be drawn somewhere)
18. Anything involving Michael Jackson, I guess all the other famous black men that are doing something positive just isn't that important anymore, oh wait I get it, they need a brother to crucify, the Pope died so that puts those Catholic priests on the backburner for awhile, if not that it makes it equal news right?
19. Anything other than a video, or comic view on BET.
20. Unnecessary ignorance, just go to the mall you'll see........you'll see.
Honorable mentions...
Multicolored galoshes, Lil Kim, Ugg boots on fat people, galoshes on grown folks period.
Phew, with that all out. I feel much better.
More words of wisdom later, if it comes to mind.
I'm out enjoy the death of the Lakers
I know I am....
daChamp
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