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You would think that these fools know the half.........

Found myself at the mall the other day shopping for that new Terry McMillan book for moms. Now I'm not middle-aged so that is not on my reading list ya dig? Anyway, i'm dressed sort of casual with my traditional matching lollipop (to satisfy my oral fixation) and I'm doing what shoppers do. I catch eyes with some girl at the cell phone store and go into the bookstore. She said something to her friend and right before she got a look I went in the store.....what happens next? Well you be the judge...

Her: So you read huh?

Me: Yeah its something I learned in jail.....

Her: You was locked up?

Me: Nah, just playin', I just say that to keep people at arms length that's all

Her: So I'm sayin' what's your name? You don't seem like you should be alone up in here.

Me: No I'm not alone actually, I just came to pick up something.....

Her: For me?

Me: I don't know you.

Her: I'm Sherice (real name) now that you know me you can buy me something, right?

Me: No, it only means you put a name to a face I know to stay away from.

Her: You cute and you funny (pulls out cell phone) what's your number?

Me: I thought you heard me say that I wasn't alone.

Her: Well, I think that you got it like that to the point where you can have friends right??

Me: (Making purchase) I got all the friends I need thank you.

Her: Any friends with benefits? (Attempts to get close behind me at the register)

Me: Don't need em', you notice that I didn't attempt to talk to you first right?

Her: Which is why I'm special, you talking to me now right?

Me: No, I'm responding, in a bookstore you really can't just ignore folks you dig?

Her: How old are you?

Me: 30

Her: Damn highest I ever f-cked with was 25

Me: That makes you 16 huh?

Her: No 12.....


You see? Parents you see this shit? This is what your kids are doing when you send them to the mall with only $5 and a full stomach. I didn't even want to put it down today, but seeing that as I was on my way here I had a group of those younguns waving and smiling at me while I was driving by. I just had to let loose. In a way I can somewhat sympathize with R. Kelly (nah, that's just a sick f-ck) but these girls done lost they way. I don't know who to put blame on really because I don't have kids but my theory is pretty much this:

Young mother + young attitude = young minded
Baby + Young mother + young attitude = young parenting
young parenting = bad ass kids

and there's my formula, now don't get me wrong moms, there are some of yall with 3 kids that are doing the shit right and I applaud you cause most of yall are doing it by your damn selves. But just like you tell us "It takes a father to raise a boy to be a man" Same goes for you women trying to raise little ladies and not your standard hoodrat. Take a look around.....

shit is real.

Other than that though, what's good world? Getting ready to hit up the good ol southern state of Maryland. Oh boy, you just don't know how good it feels to get down to some less humid air. It is going to be cool to see K*'s apartment too. One of these days when she's sleep I'm going to take a shit on her old landlords front steps (just playin) but it's a thought.

The weather up here is crazy, just hot for no reason at all. I went outside to walk my dog and saw the devil himself at a damn cookout raiding the alchohol cooler.

Those middle east cats in the cabs actually have the f-cking air ON.

Peoples perms fell out BEFORE they walked out the house.

Weave spots are giving away free duct-tape for every wet and wavy weave sold.

Since last week, three ghetto pools and two water hoses were stolen.......from the projects.

Big up K*, TH*, T-Baby*(is your cell phone on?) H20*, Fire Element(welcome home nigga)

I'm out yall be cool
literally

Da Champ