Sobriety.........Day 1 (The Cleansing)

I'm going to hell for this.....


I remember years ago when I was in high school and I played this dirty trick on this girl that I was dating. It was around April Fools day and I had the weekend off. We had made plans to go to the movies and chill out, but something inside me said "why don't you play a little trick on her, she's a good sport right?" Well, I called her and told her I got locked up, and in the 413 when you get locked up on Friday you ain't coming out til Monday, dig it? Well, I had my boys in the background acting like they wanted to get at me over the phone and she started going crazy talking about "Pleeeeze be careful, I can't lose you and blah blah blah" I hid out at my man's house while (from what I know, she went to find my moms and everything). Sunday came and I figured the joke was over so I came home, and 5 minutes later she showed up before I even had the chance to tell her. She like "I thought you were locked up." I smiled (I thought it was going to soften the blow) but nuh uh, she got real red in the face and told me between clenched teeth "see you at school baby" I was cool because my mom was like "she ok, she didn't seem mad or anything on the phone" SO I went to school, I thought this whole thing was over, and then lunch came....I was with my crew when she came over looking good as hell, brotha almost choked on his soda. I was called into the hallway where she proceeded to hold my hand and give me the google eyes all the way out the cafeteria. When we got alone she hugged me, kissed me, and slapped the shit out of me causing my glasses to fly 20 feet somewhere down the hall..........she said something like "you worried me, and this was all a joke? I should kill you, but I like you too much. Why? All I could say was......Don't know, but it was good wasn't it? Damn, where's my lens?

and to think that was a verbal in your face type thing.

AS for that last post?

Yall got punked. Seriously it was fiction, all of it. There was no party, no dancers. Hell I didn't even have any Henney that night. I did have the trees though. My co-conspiritor and I created this whole thing in a matter of minutes, and one phone conversation. Thing was, we didn't really expect the shit to hit the fan the way it did. I could almost feel the heat from the torches and the sting from the pitchforks some of the females who were reading this were ready to attack with. Trust when I say that we are doing fine, and her post will confirm that soon enough. Why did we do it? Cause we can that's why. The one thing that I notice is that people buy into drama, and well, it seems as though this was the case. Let's get the real clear though...

1. We still together, no problems, no issues. We still are going on in life strong.

2. I'm still the same person, if you believed any bit of that story, then refrain from feeling disappointed about what kind of cat I am, I can tell some were like Thumper? Nooooo, not him.

3. If you are mad over this and want to send me hate mail, feel free, you know that ain't change.

4. If you are not mad over this, you can't front. WE DID GET YALL ASSES DIDN'T WE???

5. Last but not least, just know that if I tell a story of some sort, I will let you know if it's real or not, yet it's up to me when I decide to.

with that said, I was going to keep it going a little more. At the same time looking at those comments down there, it was time to stop.

Top 10 Funny moments on my trips to MD coming soon.

I'm out, enjoy being gullible(just kidding)

DaChamp