Star Trek 666

Stardate: 666, I am preparing myself for a visit to planet Lovetron in which I find myself eagerly awaiting assurance from the Queen that everything is all good upon my arrival. I turn my volume down low as the news comes out that those damn Stankees is killing my RedSox, and the weather calls for rain once again on the planet in which I still have days left until I depart. *Sigh* I just washed this thing...

I decide to retire to my study quarters to check messages and email. I notice that some read the memo to The Evil That Men Do, good to know the masses are keeping up on their reading...I get in contact with the Queen who let's me know that she is about to engage with the machine that insists on sending her subjects who have no idea what's going on...I choose to still come knowing that when she is not happy EVERYone is not happy. Fortunatly for me, I have good credit with the Queen of Lovetron, she might give me a pass considering my gift of Specially made brownies that I learned to bake while vacationing at Planet Hydro. Maybe this time I can actually get in her good graces and not have to wait to use the bathroom. While she is going on about her 'subjects' I am hit with a message from the former Queen of Planet Gonzo (Planet was destroyed by Lovetron in an attempt to overthrow the Queen), she sounds as if she is attempting to throw the Champ of his course. I remember at one point feeling bad for Planet Gonzo as I flew by watching it explode, yet I go back to when I was living on that Planet where I was pushed out by the King, underhanded by the government and almost destroyed by the Queen herself. I question the Queen of Lovetron on why this is happening and whether or not I should reply. The Queen insists that I see what's up, considering it would be wise to find out if she is planning another attack. I oblige already knowing that the Queen of Lovetron is not in a joking mood and is seconds away on hitting the "special" button built to do God knows what. I play along, and indeed the former Queen seeks to settle down and take over Planet Lovetron with no intentions on destroying it, she also seeks a new King, as the old one was lost during an expedition in the Black Hole a few months ago...I am skeptical of her plan, as it is being brought to my attention that in someway I'm included. I take each word and deliver them to the Queen of Lovetron, as she listens, I can hear her tapping her fingers on her throne. "I understand that Your Highness is rather upset, I think I will contact the prophet Luther to serenade you and calm you down" I say as I proceed to get him via satellite..."No need, just make your way here and when she sees you upon the throne, she will call off her takeover, until then, as long as you are there, this planet is at risk." I gather my things quickly, the tone in her voice says war is possible...I remembered when I attempted to have them meet at one point to make sure that there was peace upon the galaxy but the Queen of Gonzo wasn't having it, still yet I didn't think that the stakes would be so high now. Fuck it, life goes on, I tried to make peace, but to hell with that now. I found my last packet of Kool-Aid and proceeded to mix the last pitcher to help make my way to Lovetron...I tell the Queen of Gonzo that I'm out, none of her business where, but I'm out nonetheless. I roll up some haze that was in a cubbie hole besides my Oprah Winfrey bobblehead doll. I bring up music from Earth to drown out the sound of whatever that is rattleing in my hoversystem engine.

I inhale, and make my way to Lovetron.....it is there where the future begins and all past is dead. This is not just a visit to see the sights, I am on my way to settle down, and perhaps protect this planet in which I inhibit. The Queen needs me, and I need my Queen happy.

The Galaxy depends on it dammit....

I'm out enjoy today (Who knows??)
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