As If I Ever Left You Sick Fucks...

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Take Me Out To the Ballgame....

25 Things Good About The Yankees

25. They are the greatest team ever to this day.
24. They are one of the best organizations in the league
23. They have rings galore....
22. ...and still counting
21. They are in one of the best states in the US
20. I can't recall a year where they had a losing record
19. My better half is from the same state.
18. Joe Torre
17. Good Fights, especially against the BoSox.
16. From what I hear, they don't cheat anyone out of a good game.
15. Derek Jeter is one of the best players in the league, and they got im'.
14. Those uniforms have the best colors.
13. The curse of the Babe lasted over 80 years...
12. ...and it had everything to do with the BoSox.
11. Mariah Carey has a thing for them, I mean who likes the Sox???
10. George Stienbrenner is the best owner, and he pays well too.
9. Easiest team to make money with, if you follow baseball.
8. Gary (Mutha F'in) Sheffield.
7. They took Johnny Damon, and made sure he belonged by making sure it was HIM that put the nail in the coffin a couple of times against us.
6. The pitching is unbelievable.
5. Friday 8/18/2006
4. Friday 8/18/2006
3. Saturday 8/19/2006
2. Sunday 8/20/2006
1. Monday 8/21/2006

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love it when you grovel.

4:27 PM

 
Blogger The Secretary of Defense said...

Ok, better me say it than you remind me right? Not bowing down, but more giving respect and credit where credit is due. Notice I didn't use the term Stankees not once.....excuse me while I take a long shit. :)

6:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all i know is that i receive 5 prizes and you are working on the first two. that is all that matters.

i think this list pretty much sums it up. except mariah carey, who cares about her?

4:11 AM

 

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