Summer Wrap-Up

While my boys are trying to climb back into first place in the AL East, I sit here recovering from a sprained ankle addressing the masses. 90%, prepare to be served.

First things first, to my man A$* good look on the Barney treats, needed em' for real. I got like 4 days to go then its back to rehab, "real talk" yo, no more trips to smutmart unless YOU driving.

To T-Baby, I can't find friends like you cause after you I got tired of lookin'. You are my official snowflake repellant, sorry kids, but this can't be sold in stores....go get your own.

To K*, you already know, FFL always, after our talks it just keeps getting better and better. I can't believe you said what you said though, I think I need a second opinion. SOFT? WTF is that?

To Magazine Park, Adams Park, Nathan Bill Park, Greenleaf Park, and I can't forget to mention Blunt Park, it was fun this summer, I didn't end it the way I wanted but it's going down next year, time to move indoors fools, better hope the floor ain't slippery when I get there.

To The Crocodile Hunter: It was only a matter of time before something got your ass, what makes it worse is that you had 400-1 odds that it was a stingray. RIP dude.

TO DUMBASS CHICKS WHO LIKE TO FOLLOW AROUND FOLKS LIKE LOST PUPPIES AND SHIT.

It's at the point where I don't even want to address you, and thought it was better not to. Still though you don't get it. You are not in contention with anyone in my life, hell you have nothing to do with my life. Has it not hit you that through all of this I STILL haven't called you? Stop hitting my shit up with dumb ass shit to say, there is no future in your bullshit. Shomari yes, I'm talking to you, government and all dat, blue eyed chick who just can't leave well enough alone, get OFF of it, the train done left you.

Now, I don't know about yall but I hate mosquito's, shit be buzzing in my ear, attempting to suck my blood and shit. Fucking annoying. Being a jarhead, you learn to let them eat and not be bothered by them so easily. Well, I'm not in formation anymore, so fuck it, I swat, smash and pluck them fuckers as far away as possible. This mosquito has gotten on my damn nerves for almost a month now, time to get swatted.