Haiku 4 U....

Well now, looks like Jay is back and you know what? I'm feeling the video. To the ladies who like to emulate those dancing in the video.....


......don't try this at home.


Okay that was the PSA for the day, I decided to post up something different this time around. It started as a top ten, but I said to myself; why not just go ahead and put it all in three lines? Be a little different. So without further ado. Just for you.

Haiku 4 U....(Top Ten Style)

The Top Ten Things Irking My Nerves For 2006 Thus Far....

10. The Job....Previous for some and Present for others (they know who they are.)

I'm not enough huh?
still I come in so focused
so fuck you pay me.

9. The ones who just didn't get it...and some who ain't got it yet.

What makes you so vain?
You are not as big in life
Still you think you are.

8. I Still Haven't Forgot About The New Fashion Statements...

Love Kelis's hair
Fat girls don't belong in tights
Polka dots come soon...

7. In the Sports World...

Pats still winning games
Red Sox at home feeling pissed
Who are the Celtics?!!

6. Bitch ass niggas....cause hey we can't forget them can we?

Bitch move, dog eat dog
fightin' for a bone unknown
to bark without bite

5. and of course...

Blind to all the facts
I told you my stance yet you
force me to your sight.

4. The Trips to The Mall

Parents are shopping
kids running amok through halls
I trip one for laughs.

3. To A Friend

Anything for you
Firm for life, ride til I die
Ready when you are...

2. The Future

No more foolishness
Set goals and make happen now
no time for failing.

1. Love

Attempted murder
I dare you to call it fate
Learn from mistakes here.

and that's that, it's Tuesday, my day off... time to rest. Might as well rake some leaves while I'm at it. Oh, and T*Baby, if you ever go to the Yoke' for some shopping, take 91 on a sunny day, trust when you get on the bridge it is the most magnificant sight of the Man's work on the foliage.

that goes to ANYone visiting New England....hey we are good for SOMEthing you know.

I'm out yall be cool
TdC