Vegetarian

"One way in.....one way out" - DaChamp


You would think that someone like myself would take upon the club scene and have a blast. Nah, that isn't the case really. Although in my younger life, the club scene was more enjoyable. I could pay $10 bucks at the door, and get patted down by the paid security who was known throughout the neighborhood as the poor version of the SW1's that did steps with Public Enemy. I would walk in with about 3 of my boys, slapping hands with the boys and receiving hugs and kisses on the cheeks from the ladies I knew. The opening rift to Shimmy Shimmy Ya would be coming into the speakers and just like that the party was live. Throw in some DJ Kool a little ol' skool and some reggae for a good 2 hours and you had yourself a good time. People danced, drinks were bought, and you actually made it to the car without running. Yeah those were the days.

Enter 2007 and already we have a shooting. This time it didn't happen in the club, it happened after the club, where late hour chicken joints rule downtown. The fake ass KFC (Kennedy Fried Chicken), I have been to only once, it took the place of an arcade I used to get my Pac Man on back in the single digit aged days. At least I knew where the exits were in this place.

Here, I stepped in line, surrounded by bars of metal where if someone was behind you, you really had to say 'excuse me' to get out of line. There was no side stepping as you had to walk a damn gauntlet just to get to the counter. So what it keeps the line one behind the other, thing is, at 2 in the am and with a pretty big nightclub ACROSS THE STREET you would have blocked up traffic and close to 200 people either inside or outside. Which makes that line I just mentioned look like a clusterfuck. Enter your everyday chickenhead with a lingering problem stemmed from the club, and your common hoodlum with a beef and a chip on his shoulder, throw in some overpirced liqour in the system and a spilled drink and you get guns drawn and set off. With 200 people scattering like roaches and one way in, one way out, someone is gonna get hit.

We had six.

People jumped over counter to get out. 5 guns they said were let off. Windows broken, streets filled. So much to deal with these days when it comes to clubbing. Now you actually have to worry about where you eat after it shuts down. Ain't that a bitch?

Why vegetarian? Cause I deal with no chickens or beef. Which means I stay away from the club if there's both. Seeing that the last few I've been to I had life threatening situations which either I was involved in, or was in a crossfire. I sat in the club for 5 minutes and ordered a drink, by the time I got it I saw someone get stabbed over 20 times.....over a girl. Sorry, but I'll take my now $20 it costs to get in, and use it to by a bottle and chill at home listening to a mixtape....

at least I know that I'll have a good time before AND after.

As for Kennedy??? Shut down, and to think they been working without a food license for over a month. How's that for irony?


I'm out yall be easy...
DaChamp